When I awoke, Bonnibel and Nym were gone, leaving me in my battered camp nursing a terrible headache. The drink burned down my throat, and after one sip I fell unconscious. 'Maybe they're warming up to my teachings after all.' Those thoughts faded away after I lifted the jug to my mouth. 'Perhaps I could earn their trust by partaking in this cultural tradition,' I thought.ДЄfter a hesitation they allowed me the jug. An ambassador has insulted Big Ape, whether it was intentional or accidental, and as such relationships with the MiniKnog are very sour. The Apex have a tense relationship with the Novakid. The tea I served was my finest blend, but after a single sip they dropped my cups, shattering them on the floor! I struggled to remain calm as Bonnibel removed a jug of some liquid and passed it between herself and Nym. The Novakid's relationships with other racies varies, not only with each generic race, but with each clan as well, for better or for worse. Over tea, I spoke about opening their third eye to the world. They shattered my favourite coral sculpture! Nevertheless, I knew I could enlighten them. Their filthy hands touched all my perfectly-aligned furnishings. There was not a single ornament they were not curious about. My tea boiled, and as I prepared the proper settings the Novakid perused my camp. They seemed very excited at the prospect, eagerly following me back to camp. The savage shook my hand with a vigour that nearly toppled me, the whole exchange quite uncouth.Дetermined to civilize these ruffians, I invited them to tea, as tradition dictates. Nym extended his hand, and I, assuming it was a customary greeting, reached out in response. I introduced myself in customary fashion, and they returned with their names, the blue one 'Bonnibel,' the yellow 'Nym.' They possessed a most ridiculous accent. They seemed wary of me, but I assured them that I meant no harm. 'What better specimens to enlighten than these creatures?' thought I! The two, glowing blue and yellow respectively, whooped and hollered as one strummed a guitar, creating some semblance of music. However, I could hardly achieve a state of enlightenment for the cacophony that soon assaulted my ears from beyond a hill!ДЄfter a calming breath, I set out to investigate.ДЄ brief hike to the top of the hill revealed two alien lifeforms, shining like beacons, each with a marking atop their face!ДЄ search through my xenobiological handbook revealed these to be Novakid, a primitive gaseous species. I placed my tea atop a gentle flame and eased myself into my morning meditation as usual. Nonetheless, it was chosen so that I may spread Hylotl peace to the less fortunate, so I was determined to 'rough it.' The morning began as peacefully as one could expect on an uncivilized planet like this. It appears that missionary work is more difficult than I anticipated.Дespite the training we received, I was woefully underprepared for creatures such as these. I write this letter to you from the remains of my camp.

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